finestintheshop:

i love it when people misspell bawling and say that they’re “balling their eyes out” like ball so hard my motherfuckin eyes came out

pineism:

"your bra strap is showing"

that’s my dick

(Source: tonystarks)

h0llo:

tbh if you want free weed just tell a group of stoners you’ve never smoked before and then boom free weed

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”